Saturday 13 June 2015

Live Tweeting Transcript: Cameron Crowe's Aloha


I saw Aloha and decided to Live Tweet my thoughts as it happened...

Hey awesome people, I know it's been ages since I've done a Blog post and I'm sorry about that but I've been busy writing and directing a short film that has been consuming all of the time I would use to write my written reviews (I will be posting a Blog on that experience next week). I have kept my youtube reviews consistent though and you can check those out at JOProductions77.
Now Aloha came out on June 4th in Australia (where I live) and I was busy filming but I finally got around to seeing the badly reviewed film and feeling that a review would be too late to bother with I thought I'd Live Tweet my thoughts on what stood out to me as I watched it.

I hope you'll enjoy:

Tweet 1
there will be
Tweet 2:
without facial hair is a crime
Tweet 3:
That guy looked like ... I know it's not but still
Tweer 4:
I would have hated to be the focus puller for 's introduction in this film
Tweet 5:
No way we're going to believe is 1/4 Hawaiian movie
Tweet 6:
"Rack of a man" who the heck wrote this dialogue? Oh wait...it was
Tweet 7:
Why is ' daughter so looking?
Tweet 8:
- I go hard, I go deep and sometimes I break things...
Tweet 9:
looks like a teenager compared to you
Tweet 10:
- I'm just making sure we're still alive. - I'm just making sure I'm still awake...
Tweet 11:
...did they just break the 180 rule?
Tweet 12:
What has been doing lately? Keen for
Tweet 13:
I'm a little too happy and a little to handsome to ever see you as a threat
Tweet 14:
Hamsters are humping
Tweet 15:
possible ; I'm gonna guess that hipster daughter is 's daughter...
Tweet 16:
Ladies and gentleman, has arrived
Tweet 17:
Dramatic wind blows window open
Tweet 18:
is the future
Tweet 19:
- I'm a fighter pilot. Best pick up line delivery ever
Tweet 20:
What's 's actual job title?
Tweet 21:
Is sleepwalking? His eyes are emoting no emotion
Tweet 22:
& have more chemistry than & Stone... Must be vibes
Tweet 23:
really need his beard back
Tweet 24:
you should eject your USB safely when it contains information
Tweet 25:
- what are all those stickers on your unit?
Tweet 26:
; & haven't had enough chemistry robe falling in love...its been 2 days
Tweet 27:
has another guy's toe
Tweet 28:
Falling in love shouldn't happen this soon
Tweet 29:
- have you ever heard of a baby called Don?
Tweet 30:
- you know what I'll take that hat too... Ugliest hat ever
Tweet 31:
that's a terrible way to ask someone to be your girlfriend
Tweet 32:
This dialogue has had no set up ...
Tweet 33:
this two day relationship break up has no weight...
Tweet 34:
how was work conversation
Tweet 35:
you husband is dealing with information, he legally can't talk to you...
Tweet 36:
No , don't kill Santa
Tweet 37:
Knew it! daughter is his daughter!!!
Tweet 38:
- was he angry? - he decapitated
Tweet 39:
That news reporter it so green-screened
Tweet 40:
Contrived keep & together so they can sort things out and kiss plot device has begun
Tweet 41:
I can actually understand why every lady want to be with ...
Tweet 42:
Can someone please give a beard please?
Tweet 43:
Is this how the happened?
Tweet 44:
And even in a small romcom we still have a damn CGI climax...
Tweet 45:
I guess that's a nice way to break things off...?
Tweet 46:
is wearing black so he is the bad guy? Or is he cosplaying as for ?
Tweet 47:
Just as I was about to say this movie needed more he comes on command
Tweet 48:
just called Mr Sexy Pants
Tweet 49:
Now third world country kids can't get
Tweet 50:
& have more chemistry that Cooper &
Tweet 51:
Seriously ...are you trolling us with this dialogue? But yeah that back door is squeaky...
Tweet 52:
Is that kid a human or a robot because I'm still not sure...
Tweet 53:
I will admit , that subtitle part was funny
Tweet 54:
Can we please see the movie from 's POV where he's planning his evil scheme?
Tweet 55:
As always nice soundtrack
Tweet 56:
Why is creepily stalking his daughter and watching little girls through the window...
Tweet 57:
Pretty sure his daughter should be feeling devastated not happy...
Tweet 58:
Well that ended abruptly
Tweet 59:
Last comment : what was that all about and why was I supposed to feel anything?
Tweet 60:
Will transcribe my tweets into a blog post tomorrow
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